Sara and I have been going back and forth on this for weeks - I'll see Calvin peeing on "GMC" in the back window of a Dodge Ram, and she one ups me with a GMC with a bumper sticker reading "My other toy has tits". My San Francisco is thought to have a permissive culture, but I think it's Sara's Wyoming that proves more lax in this context.
Sara had a leftover pile of American Flags from the last campaign cycle, and started posting them under the destination of Calvin's urine, "My Wife", "Mecca", etc. And then some of the oddballs came out. Hobbes peeing. Calvin peeing on himself by accident. What does that even mean? Even in old Cheyenne the semiotics can get quite abstruse.
That's the intro. Here's the inaugural bumper sticker.
